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Old 03-15-2005, 12:10 PM   #1
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What does a kiss taste like??

What does a kiss taste like??

One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?" "No, I don't," said the little boy. "Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work."









Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of Azz !

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Old 03-15-2005, 12:11 PM   #2
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Old 03-15-2005, 12:31 PM   #3
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You're on a roll today, Pegster...
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Old 03-15-2005, 12:33 PM   #4
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Old 03-15-2005, 12:37 PM   #5
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