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04-19-2005, 10:48 AM
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| Just a forgiven sinner  Member Since: Sep 2002
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| Survivor - Southern Style "Survivor - Southern Style" Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, several southern tv stations are joining together and are planning to do their own, entitled "Survivor: Southern Style." The contestants will start in Alabama, travel over to Georgia and on to South Carolina. From there they will head up to North Carolina and over to Tennessee. They will then proceed down to Mississippi and Louisiana. Finally ending up back over in Alabama. Each will be driving a pink Volvo with New Jersey license plates and large bumper stickers that read: I'm Gay, I'm a Vegetarian, NASCAR Sucks, Go Yankees! Smoking is for Idiots, Hillary in 2008, Deer Hunting is Murder, and I'm Here to Confiscate Your Guns! The first one that makes it to Montgomery -- alive -- wins.
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04-19-2005, 10:53 AM
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| Registered User  Member Since: Nov 2004 Location: N38°19.49' W076° 26.90'
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 What, no visit to Southern MD?
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04-19-2005, 11:01 AM
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04-19-2005, 11:32 AM
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04-19-2005, 06:53 PM
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| Registered User  Member Since: Jan 2004 Location: Deep Creek Lake, McHenry, MD
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04-19-2005, 09:58 PM
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| Give Peas a Chance  Member Since: Oct 2004 Location: Dahlgren, VA
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04-19-2005, 10:33 PM
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| Registered User Member Since: Nov 2004 Location: N38°19.49' W076° 26.90'
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Driving the following around St. Marys: "A pink Volvo with New Jersey license plates and large bumper stickers that read: I'm Gay, I'm a Vegetarian, NASCAR Sucks, Go Yankees! Smoking is for Idiots, Hillary in 2008, Deer Hunting is Murder, and I'm Here to Confiscate Your Guns!" would be entertainment!
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