Things to do at Wal-mart

[deino2002]

THINGS TO DO AT WALMART WHILE YOUR FRIENDS/FAMILY TAKE THEIR OWN
SWEET TIME.

1. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples' carts when they
aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I
think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.

5. Put some M&M's on lay away.

6. Move CAUTION WET FLOOR signs to carpet areas.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you'll only invite
them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why
won't you people leave me alone."

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you
pick your nose.

10. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission
Impossible.'

11. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he
knows where the anti-depressants are.

12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size
funnels.

13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper
"PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal
position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go to the fitting room and yell real loud....."Hey we're out of toilet
paper in here!"

[mAlice]

13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper
"PICK ME! PICK ME!"

They already have tiny little speakers set up in the clothing racks that do that.

Originally Posted by elaine

They already have tiny little speakers set up in the clothing racks that do that.

Yeah, they tell you to not spend less than a $100 at the store either. I never come out of Wal Mart spending less than 100 bucks.

[chaotic]

WalMart NASCAR - race the motorized carts around the big loop in the store.

[ViolaceousTiger]

Originally Posted by deino2002

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I
think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.

Well at Target, code green means we have a spill and code red means there's a fire, and code yellow means there's a missing child in the store! FYI.

[Railroad (Premo)]

Originally Posted by ViolaceousTiger

Well at Target, code green means we have a spill and code red means there's a fire, and code yellow means there's a missing child in the store! FYI.

That's very informative, considering that this is a Wal-Mart thread. Speaking of targets....never mind.

[seanboy79]

[dudermpd]

where did you find my list i have been looking for that???:

[deino2002]

Originally Posted by chaotic

WalMart NASCAR - race the motorized carts around the big loop in the store.

Not sure which WalMart your referring to...but the one in California would be impossible to do that in....you'd be spending more time dodging people instead of racing