Three ducks

*jazz lady* ^(Premo) · 05-16-2005, 10:02 AM

Three ducks walk into a bar.

"What's your name?" asked the bartender to the 1st duck.

"Huey," replied the first duck.

"How's your day been, Huey?"

"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in & out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said the duck.

"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. Then he said to the 2nd duck, "Hi, and what's your name?"

"Dewey," came the answer from duck number 2.

"So, how's your day been, Dewey?" he asked.

"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in & out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?"

So the bartender turned to the 3rd duck & said, "So, you must be Louie?"

"No," she said, batting her eyelashes. "My name is Puddles."

Pegster710 · 05-16-2005, 10:11 AM

Great!!

*virgovictoria* ^(Premo) · 05-16-2005, 10:14 AM

<~~~ KJo, didn't you say yuse a' ho???

*Sharon* ^(Premo) · 05-16-2005, 10:23 AM

05-16-2005, 10:02 AM	#1 (permalink)
jazz lady ^(Premo) ~~ rara avis ~~ Member Since: Sep 2001 Location: Moving right along... Posts: 45,258	Three ducks Three ducks walk into a bar. "What's your name?" asked the bartender to the 1st duck. "Huey," replied the first duck. "How's your day been, Huey?" "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in & out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said the duck. "Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. Then he said to the 2nd duck, "Hi, and what's your name?" "Dewey," came the answer from duck number 2. "So, how's your day been, Dewey?" he asked. "Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in & out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?" So the bartender turned to the 3rd duck & said, "So, you must be Louie?" "No," she said, batting her eyelashes. "My name is Puddles." __________________ ............................ "Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence." ~ Robert Fripp "If it hadn't been for jazz, there wouldn't be no rock and roll" ~ Louis Armstrong
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05-16-2005, 10:11 AM	#2 (permalink)
Pegster710 The Pegster Member Since: Nov 2004 Location: Great Mills Posts: 1,167	Great!! __________________ SMILE! GOD LOVES YOU!
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05-16-2005, 10:23 AM	#4 (permalink)
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