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Old 09-13-2005, 08:06 PM   #1
ummmm.....yea, sure
 
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a man has 17 parts on his body that dont work ?

He has 10 nails that dont nail,
He has 02 tits that dont milk,
He has 02 balls that dont roll,
He has 01 belly button that doesn't button,
He has 01 ass that don't plow,
and he has 01 #### that doesn't crow.
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Old 09-13-2005, 08:35 PM   #2
I Need a Life
 
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Old 09-13-2005, 09:06 PM   #3
Hello
 
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Yea, what Mike said....
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Old 09-13-2005, 11:10 PM   #4
I Need a Life
 
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I want that as my siggy!!!
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I make porno look like bible study
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Old 09-14-2005, 07:43 AM   #5
THE OTHER
 
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His cars always come first until he wants some and then he's all
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Old 09-14-2005, 07:46 AM   #6
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It is just so corny that....
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Old 09-14-2005, 08:40 AM   #7
9/11 - Never Forget!
 
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a man has 17 parts on his body that dont work ?
...and he has 01 #### that doesn't crow.
then what the heck's that noise that wakes me up every morning?
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12/7 and 9/11. Two dates that will live in infamy! Never forget either.

"Our task of creating a socialist America can only succeed when those who would resist us have been totally disarmed." -Sara Brady, Chairman, Handgun Control International

"This year will go down in history. For the first time, a civilised nation has full gun registration! Our streets will be safer, our police more efficient, and the world will follow our lead into the future!" -Adolph Hitler, 1935

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Old 09-14-2005, 08:44 AM   #8
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then what the heck's that noise that wakes me up every morning?

The barking spider that doesn't spin a web..........I guess that makes 18.
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Old 09-14-2005, 11:27 AM   #9
Roid Hunter in training
 
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hey Livin..did you post in the meet and greet or are you an MPD?
anyway
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I have a special gift, someone knew the life i was to have and they gave me this gift to help me deal with everything. starcat
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