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Old 01-12-2003, 07:47 AM   #1
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Smack down

Driving my friend Bill and his girlfriend to the airport, we passed a billboard showing a bikini-clad beauty holding a can of beer.

Bill's girlfriend glanced up at it and announced, "I suppose if I drank a six-pack of that brand, I'd look like her."

"No," Bill corrected, "If I drank a six-pack, you'd look like her."
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