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|01-12-2003, 07:47 AM||#1|
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Member Since: Mar 2001
Location: Hotel California
Driving my friend Bill and his girlfriend to the airport, we passed a billboard showing a bikini-clad beauty holding a can of beer.
Bill's girlfriend glanced up at it and announced, "I suppose if I drank a six-pack of that brand, I'd look like her."
"No," Bill corrected, "If I drank a six-pack, you'd look like her."
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