Marine

[rack'm (Premo)]

A Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon
an insurgent badly injured and unconscious. Nearby, on the opposite side
of the road, was an American Marine in similar but less serious state.

The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to
both men, the Marine was asked what had happened. The injured Marine reported,
"I was armed and moving north along the highway and coming south was a
heavily armed insurgent. Seeing each other, we both took cover in the
ditches alongside the road.

I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable lowlife
scumbag. he yelled back that Senator Ted Kennedy is a fat,
good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk.

We were standing there shaking hands when a truck hit us."