Democrat or Republican at test. You folks should enoy this.

Bustem' Down · 11-09-2005, 02:49 PM

Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and
two small
children.
Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes
around the
corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises
his knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Glock cal. 40, and you are an expert
shot. You have
mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Democrat's Answer:

There's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to
attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the
knife out of
his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of
message does
this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content
just to wound
me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family
get away while
he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make
this happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some
friends for
few days and try to come to a consensus.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Republican's Answer:

BANG!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Southern Republican's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click.....(sounds
of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester
Silver Tips
or Hydroshok Hollow Points?"

*sushisamba* ^(Premo) · 11-09-2005, 02:53 PM

Republican

tlatchaw · 11-09-2005, 02:55 PM

Southern Republican

Plus tying him to the fender of the truck and taking him to the weigh-in station to get my second license because where there's one there's gonna be more.

*teverheart2002* ^(Premo) · 11-09-2005, 03:07 PM

Southern Republican

And you know that they were hollow points

Bustem' Down · 11-10-2005, 08:48 AM

Some people can't take a joke. And I emphasize it was a joke.

11-09-2005, 02:49 PM	#1
Bustem' Down Give Peas a Chance Member Since: Oct 2004 Location: Dahlgren, VA Posts: 6,836	Democrat or Republican at test. You folks should enoy this. Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican? Here is a little test that will help you decide. You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises his knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal. 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Democrat's Answer: There's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Republican's Answer: BANG! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Southern Republican's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hydroshok Hollow Points?" Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Add post to Facebook
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11-09-2005, 02:53 PM	#2
sushisamba ^(Premo) Purrrrrrrrrrrrrr Member Since: Nov 2005 Location: Limbo Posts: 990	Republican Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Add post to Facebook __________________ Queen
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11-09-2005, 02:55 PM	#3
tlatchaw Not dead yet. Member Since: Oct 2003 Location: Calvert Posts: 1,312	Southern Republican Plus tying him to the fender of the truck and taking him to the weigh-in station to get my second license because where there's one there's gonna be more. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Add post to Facebook __________________ Shhhh! You smell that?
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11-09-2005, 03:07 PM	#4
teverheart2002 ^(Premo) ... Member Since: Mar 2005 Location: On an Island Posts: 1,770	Southern Republican And you know that they were hollow points Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Add post to Facebook __________________ "A critical oversight that has led to yet another mouthful of poo." -Mike Rowe (Dirty Jobs) ’90 If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them. - Phil Pastoret http://www.danasoft.com/sig/22123456789.jpg
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11-10-2005, 08:48 AM	#5
Bustem' Down Give Peas a Chance Member Since: Oct 2004 Location: Dahlgren, VA Posts: 6,836	Some people can't take a joke. And I emphasize it was a joke. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Add post to Facebook
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