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Old 11-30-2005, 10:07 AM   #1
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Taste test

One day, a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test.

She blindfolded him, put a Hershey's kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what this is?"

"No, I don't," said the little boy.

"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your mom before he goes to work."

Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Quick - Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!"
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Old 11-30-2005, 10:39 AM   #2
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One day, a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test.

She blindfolded him, put a Hershey's kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what this is?"

"No, I don't," said the little boy.

"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your mom before he goes to work."

Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Quick - Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!"
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Old 11-30-2005, 11:15 AM   #3
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Old 11-30-2005, 12:32 PM   #4
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Now that right there is funny..I dont care who ya are
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