Rules That Guys Wish Women Knew

01-31-2003, 07:29 AM

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down.
3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
4. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
5. Get rid of your cat.
6. Sunday = Sports
7. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
8. Women wearing wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their
right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
9. You have too many shoes.
10 Crying is blackmail.
11. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
12. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
13. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from
point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
14. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
15. A headache for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
16. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
17. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an
argument.
18. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't
expect us to act like soap opera guys.
19. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one
of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
20. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we
know how pretty you are?
21. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
22. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you
want it done - Not both.
23. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither
do we.
24. You have enough clothes.
25. Nothing says, "I love you," like sex.

01-31-2003, 08:05 AM

Don't cut your hair. Ever.

Yep! That's the one I hear everyday.

01-31-2003, 08:11 AM

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Originally posted by Kain99
Don't cut your hair. Ever.

Yep! That's the one I hear everyday.

Well, a man needs something to hold onto.

Kyle · 01-31-2003, 09:06 AM

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Originally posted by justhangn
Well, a man needs something to hold onto.

Thought that was the ears!

JabbaJawz · 01-31-2003, 09:11 AM

Very cute!!! Dean will get a kick out of this, I'm going to forward it to him now!

yakky doodle · 01-31-2003, 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kyle
Thought that was the ears!

bedposts? did I hear someone say bedposts?

01-31-2003, 07:29 AM	#1
justhangn Guest Posts: n/a	Rules That Guys Wish Women Knew 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down. 3. Don't cut your hair. Ever. 4. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it. 5. Get rid of your cat. 6. Sunday = Sports 7. Anything you wear is fine. Really. 8. Women wearing wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at. 9. You have too many shoes. 10 Crying is blackmail. 11. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. 12. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. 13. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes. 14. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers. 15. A headache for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 16. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived. 17. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. 18. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. 19. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one. 20. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are? 21. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out. 22. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done - Not both. 23. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we. 24. You have enough clothes. 25. Nothing says, "I love you," like sex. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Add post to Facebook
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01-31-2003, 08:05 AM	#2
Kain99 Guest Posts: n/a	Don't cut your hair. Ever. Yep! That's the one I hear everyday. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Add post to Facebook
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01-31-2003, 09:11 AM	#5
JabbaJawz Be about it Member Since: Nov 2001 Location: Hollywood Posts: 4,266	Very cute!!! Dean will get a kick out of this, I'm going to forward it to him now! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Add post to Facebook
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