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Old 02-07-2006, 11:18 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Subject: Only Marylanders Would Understand....

The day after his wife disappeared in a boating accident, an Ocean
City man answered his door to find two grim-faced Maryland State
Troopers.
"We're sorry Mr. Rice, but we have some information! about your wife,"
said one trooper.

"Tell me! Did you find her?" Rice shouted.

The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news,
some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear
first?"

Fearing the worst, an ashen Rice said, "Give me the bad news first."

The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we
found your wife's body in the Assawoman Bay near the Rte 90 Bridge."

Oh my God!" exclaimed Rice. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the
good news?"
The trooper continued. "When we pulled her up she had 12 huge blue
crabs and 6 good-size blue crabs on her."

Stunned, Mr. Rice demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great
news?"
The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow!"







***You just can't keep Marylanders away from their crabs.***

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Originally Posted by gumbo
Ain't no chicken-necker!!!!!

Subject: Only Marylanders Would Understand....

The day after his wife disappeared in a boating accident, an Ocean
City man answered his door to find two grim-faced Maryland State
Troopers.
"We're sorry Mr. Rice, but we have some information! about your wife,"
said one trooper.

"Tell me! Did you find her?" Rice shouted.

The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news,
some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear
first?"

Fearing the worst, an ashen Rice said, "Give me the bad news first."

The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we
found your wife's body in the Assawoman Bay near the Rte 90 Bridge."

Oh my God!" exclaimed Rice. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the
good news?"
The trooper continued. "When we pulled her up she had 12 huge blue
crabs and 6 good-size blue crabs on her."

Stunned, Mr. Rice demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great
news?"
The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow!"







***You just can't keep Marylanders away from their crabs.***





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