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Old 02-04-2003, 09:23 AM   #1
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BRAIN TEASER: Can YOU solve it?

He went in the woods and got it,
He couldn't get it so he left it,
When he went home he took it with him.
The whole time, he wanted to get rid of it.
What is it?






















ANSWER: A splinter!
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Old 02-04-2003, 09:26 AM   #2
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Deja vu

Look familiar?
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Old 02-04-2003, 09:27 AM   #3
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Re: Deja vu

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Look familiar?
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Old 02-04-2003, 09:31 AM   #4
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Wink A day late and a $ short

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Old 02-04-2003, 09:32 AM   #5
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That's whay happens when you miss those Mondays... :drunk: You get left behind!
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Old 02-04-2003, 09:32 AM   #6
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Re: A day late and a $ short

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At least it's HIM and not ME this time.
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Old 02-04-2003, 09:43 AM   #7
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Jazz

You could have solved the puzzle and been today's brainiack.
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Old 02-04-2003, 09:50 AM   #8
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Re: Jazz

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Originally posted by Sharon
You could have solved the puzzle and been today's brainiack.
You mean I'm NOT?
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