Brokeback Mountain Medicine

Mikeinsmd · 04-03-2006, 08:07 AM

A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to beat around the bush, You have AIDS." The cowboy tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc, what can
I do?"

The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."

The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"

"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for."

rdkarob · 04-03-2006, 09:43 AM

Too bad our high school kids dont' do this....I think they are all bisexual.
Nice fad going around HUH?????

04-03-2006, 08:07 AM	#1 (permalink)
Mikeinsmd I blow up children Member Since: Dec 2004 Location: In a cave where they can't find me Posts: 17,694	Brokeback Mountain Medicine A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to beat around the bush, You have AIDS." The cowboy tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc, what can I do?" The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice." The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?" "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for."
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04-03-2006, 09:43 AM	#2 (permalink)
rdkarob Registered User Member Since: Mar 2006 Posts: 340	thats perfect Too bad our high school kids dont' do this....I think they are all bisexual. Nice fad going around HUH?????
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