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Old 07-20-2006, 02:17 PM   #1
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Inga & Ole

MAKING LOVE IN THE PARK......

Ole was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.

"Twenty dollars..."she whispers.

He'd never been with a hooker before, but he decides, what the hell, it's only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes. They're going "at it" for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them . . it's a police officer.

"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.

"I'm making love to my wife," Ole answers indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."

"Well," Ole says, "neither did I, until you shined that light on her face".
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Old 07-20-2006, 02:19 PM   #2
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That's a lot cheaper than he usually pays.........
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Old 07-20-2006, 02:41 PM   #3
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MAKING LOVE IN THE PARK......

Ole was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.

"Twenty dollars..."she whispers.

He'd never been with a hooker before, but he decides, what the hell, it's only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes. They're going "at it" for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them . . it's a police officer.

"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.

"I'm making love to my wife," Ole answers indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."

"Well," Ole says, "neither did I, until you shined that light on her face".
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