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07-29-2006, 08:08 AM
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| Would THIS face lie?  Member Since: Jan 2004 Location: Over Yonder
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| We're Off to See the Wizard! Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado and off they whirled to the land of OZ. They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard. The Wizard asks “What brings the four of you before the great Wizard of Oz?” Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said: “I've come for some courage.” “No Problem!” said the Wizard. “Who’s next?” Richard Nixon stepped forward, “Well, I think I need a heart.” “Done!” says the Wizard. “Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?” Up stepped Dubya and said “I’m told by the American people that I need a brain.” “No problem!” said the Wizard. “Consider it done.” Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but he doesn’t say a word. There is a great silence in the hall. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks “Well, what do you want?” Bill asks “IS DOROTHY HERE?”
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07-29-2006, 08:19 AM
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| I Need a Life  Member Since: Dec 2004 Location: In a cave where they can't find me
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| I thought this was gonna be about you going to see JPC....  |
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07-29-2006, 12:29 PM
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| Bob  Member Since: Jul 2006 Location: ON THE RIGHT COAST
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| What happened to Hillary? I guess the house landed on her, huh? |
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07-29-2006, 12:32 PM
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| Bored Mommy  Member Since: Mar 2001 Location: Off the grid
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