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|08-01-2006, 11:22 PM||#1|
It's Great to be American
Member Since: Jul 2006
Location: St. Mary's County
How Hot is it??
Just because of the recent hot weather, I had to share this.
How hot is it? Well.....
You know it's hot when.....
*The birds have to use pot holders to pull worms out of the ground.
*The potatoes cook underground, and all you have to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
*Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs.
*The cows are giving evaporated milk.
*The trees are whistling for the dogs.
*You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.
*You can make instant sun tea.
*You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
*You discover it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car.
*You discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window.
*You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
*Hot water now comes out of both taps.
*You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
*You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m. before work.
*No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or not having air conditioning.
*Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
*You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
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|08-07-2007, 03:41 PM||#4|
Tight Pants and Lipstick
Member Since: Oct 2004
Location: Isolation Chamber - Anywhere, USA
The grand essentials for happiness are having something to do, something to love and something to hope for.
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