How Hot is it??

[buddy999]

Just because of the recent hot weather, I had to share this.

How hot is it? Well.....

You know it's hot when.....

*The birds have to use pot holders to pull worms out of the ground.

*The potatoes cook underground, and all you have to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.

*Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs.

*The cows are giving evaporated milk.

*The trees are whistling for the dogs.

*You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.

*You can make instant sun tea.

*You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.

*You discover it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car.

*You discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window.

*You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

*Hot water now comes out of both taps.

*You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

*You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m. before work.

*No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or not having air conditioning.

*Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"

*You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

[LexiGirl75]

So what you're saying is, the sun is our enemy.

I'm with the next to the last one.

[MLGTS08]

Originally Posted by buddy999

*You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.

so true

[virgovictoria (Premo)]

*You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

*You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

and:

*You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 6:00 a.m. before running the dogs.

:fixed:

[JustTheFax]

It is so hot, the sun bathers only come out at night.