One dark and spooky night.

*desertrat* ^(Premo) · 10-30-2006, 09:32 AM

A man was walking home alone late one foggy night,

when behind him he hears:

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him

FASTER...

FASTER...

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.

However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

on his heels, the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.

Bumping and clapping toward him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything,
but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!

Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...

and,

(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)

The coffin stops

vraiblonde · 10-30-2006, 09:34 AM

*virgovictoria* ^(Premo) · 10-30-2006, 10:46 AM

I knew I should've posted this one!

rack'm · 10-30-2006, 10:47 AM

*virgovictoria* ^(Premo) · 10-30-2006, 10:51 AM

EEK!

Baja28 · 11-05-2009, 07:19 PM

I got this in an email today....

10-30-2006, 09:32 AM	#1 (permalink)
desertrat ^(Premo) 0_0 Member Since: Jun 2005 Posts: 15,667 Blog Entries: 1	One dark and spooky night. A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears: BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him. BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him FASTER... FASTER... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... on his heels, the terrified man runs. Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping toward him. The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket... and, (hopefully you're ready for this!!!) The coffin stops
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vraiblonde Board Mommy Member Since: Mar 2001 Location: Off the grid Posts: 66,974 Blog Entries: 2	__________________ Kyle's Mom's a beyotch.
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virgovictoria ^(Premo) Groove is in the Heart Member Since: Oct 2004 Location: Isolation Chamber - Anywhere, USA Posts: 12,032 Blog Entries: 4	I knew I should've posted this one! __________________ Meat Hoarder
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virgovictoria ^(Premo) Groove is in the Heart Member Since: Oct 2004 Location: Isolation Chamber - Anywhere, USA Posts: 12,032 Blog Entries: 4	EEK! __________________ Meat Hoarder
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