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|11-29-2006, 08:54 AM||#1|
My sweetest Friend
Member Since: Jul 2006
Chastity Belt for the Crusader's Wife
A man decided to march in the holy crusades. Concluding that his wife should wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions and gives the key to his best friend. He tells him, “If I do not return within four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life.”
So, the husband leaves on horseback and about a half hour later, he sees a cloud of dust behind him. He waits for it to come closer and sees his best friend. “What's wrong?' ” he asks.
“You gave me the wrong key!”
Clench all you want
it's still going in.
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