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| My sweetest Friend  Member Since: Jul 2006 Location: Lusby
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| Chastity Belt for the Crusader's Wife A man decided to march in the holy crusades. Concluding that his wife should wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions and gives the key to his best friend. He tells him, “If I do not return within four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life.” So, the husband leaves on horseback and about a half hour later, he sees a cloud of dust behind him. He waits for it to come closer and sees his best friend. “What's wrong?' ” he asks. “You gave me the wrong key!”
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