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12-08-2006, 07:15 AM
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| NOT Politically Correct!!  Member Since: Jul 2006 Location: Displaced New Yorker in Southern MD
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| Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies:  1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar 1 tsp lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over - Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl out, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
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12-08-2006, 07:18 AM
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| I Need a Life  Member Since: Nov 2005 Location: At the Coffee Shop
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| your to late........squid already beat you to this one........lol........sounds like a great recipe though! |
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12-08-2006, 07:19 AM
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12-08-2006, 07:32 AM
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| I Need a Life Member Since: Nov 2005 Location: At the Coffee Shop
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| lol.......no doubt about it. |
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12-08-2006, 07:54 AM
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| mv = margaritaville  Member Since: Jun 2005 Location: end of the world....
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| It's really a shame I don't like Jose Cuervo..
__________________ Dont cry because it's over...Smile because it happened - Dr. Seuss ----------------------------------------------------- Think about it like this. On the other hand, you have different fingers ------------------------------------------------------ He might wear the pants, But I control the Zipper ------------------------------------------------------  |
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12-08-2006, 08:02 AM
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12-08-2006, 08:03 AM
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__________________ Dont cry because it's over...Smile because it happened - Dr. Seuss ----------------------------------------------------- Think about it like this. On the other hand, you have different fingers ------------------------------------------------------ He might wear the pants, But I control the Zipper ------------------------------------------------------ | |
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12-08-2006, 08:09 AM
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12-08-2006, 08:10 AM
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