New Lexus

otter · 04-03-2003, 09:42 AM

A blonde bought a new Lexus, and returned the next day, complaining that the radio didn't work.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!"
The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again"
came from the speakers.

She drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time she'd say, "Beethoven", she'd get
beautiful classical music, and if she said, "Beatles!" she'd get one of theirs.

One day, another driver ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but she swerved in time to avoid him.

"AZZHOLE!" she yelled..... The French National Anthem began to play.

*RoseRed* ^(Premo) · 04-03-2003, 10:02 AM

does it work?

pixiegirl · 04-03-2003, 10:17 AM

I don't get that option.

I'll have to call the dealership and see if I can have it installed.

04-03-2003, 09:42 AM	#1
otter Nothing to see here Member Since: Mar 2001 Location: Rightcheer Posts: 17,345	New Lexus A blonde bought a new Lexus, and returned the next day, complaining that the radio didn't work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers. She drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time she'd say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she said, "Beatles!" she'd get one of theirs. One day, another driver ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but she swerved in time to avoid him. "AZZHOLE!" she yelled..... The French National Anthem began to play. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Add post to Facebook __________________ “If ye love wealth greater than liberty, the tranquility of servitude greater than the animating contest for freedom, go home from us in peace. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you; May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.”
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04-03-2003, 10:17 AM	#3
pixiegirl Cleopatra Jones Member Since: May 2002 Location: Ten Miles of Bad Road For Every Hood in Town... Posts: 15,260	I don't get that option. I'll have to call the dealership and see if I can have it installed. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Add post to Facebook __________________ I've been living my life, okay? I've been in good relationships and I've been in ####ty ones... and I've moved alot... and I've been happy, and I've been sad... and I've been lonely... and that is what I've been doing. Which is a lot more then I can say for some freak, who thinks he's gonna get the Ebola virus from a bowl of mixed nuts. ~ Along Came Polly
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