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06-05-2002, 08:49 PM
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| Mr. Shud da hell up  Member Since: May 2002 Location: Pax River
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| Little Red riding hood "Aha! Little Red Riding Hood!" says the Big Bad Wolf, upon finding the girl in the woods. "Now I'm going to take off your little red cape, lift up your little red skirt, pull down your little red panties and boink your brains out!" "Oh no you're not, Mr. Wolf," Red Riding Hood retorts, pulling a pistol out of her basket and drawing a bead on the wolf. "You're going to eat me just like the book says!"
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06-06-2002, 07:13 AM
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| Queen of the Southend  Member Since: May 2002 Location: The Southend of St. Mary's
Posts: 913
| That is crazy! Where do you find this stuff????
__________________ 'cause I'm a redneck woman I ain't no high class broad I'm just a product of my raising I say, 'hey ya'll' and 'yee-haw' And I keep my Christmas lights on On my front porch all year long And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me" ~Gretchen Wilson "Redneck Woman" |
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06-06-2002, 10:25 AM
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| One of the sinners  Member Since: May 2002 Location: Living in sin
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| friends usually...this one a friend sent me :-) |
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06-06-2002, 10:31 AM
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| Queen of the Southend Member Since: May 2002 Location: The Southend of St. Mary's
Posts: 913
| Cool... I had never seen that one before!!!
__________________ 'cause I'm a redneck woman I ain't no high class broad I'm just a product of my raising I say, 'hey ya'll' and 'yee-haw' And I keep my Christmas lights on On my front porch all year long And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me" ~Gretchen Wilson "Redneck Woman" |
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06-06-2002, 02:54 PM
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| Asperger's Poster Child  Member Since: Aug 2001
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| ...the wolf says, "I'm going to eat you!" and she says, "Eat, eat, eat. Doesn't anyone f**k anymore?"
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06-06-2002, 03:42 PM
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| Mr. Shud da hell up Member Since: May 2002 Location: Pax River
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| Whats wrong with eating? ?
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06-06-2002, 05:00 PM
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| One of the sinners Member Since: May 2002 Location: Living in sin
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| Im begging!! Pleaseeeeeeeeeee do not get him started on this subject!!!!!!!!!!!! It will be a pretty thing...............  |
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06-06-2002, 05:03 PM
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| One of the sinners Member Since: May 2002 Location: Living in sin
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| correction It will NOT be a pretty thing lol |
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