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|01-26-2007, 10:24 AM||#1|
NOT Politically Correct!!
Member Since: Jul 2006
Location: Displaced New Yorker in Southern MD
New IRS rules for men!!!
I think women should gt a deduction for putting up with some of these...
> > The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis.
> > This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around
> > unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is
> > pissed off and 1% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it
> > has two dependents and they are both nuts!
> > HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2007, the penis will now be taxed
> > according to size.
> > The brackets are as follows:
> > 10 - 12" Luxury Tax $300.00
> > 8 - 10" Pole Tax $250.00
> > 5 - 8" Privilege Tax $150.00
> > 3 - 5" Nuisance Tax $30.00
> > Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains.
> > Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a tax refund.
> > PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION
“When somebody doesn't do the job, we gotta let ‘em go.” ~ Clint Eastwood
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