Cute Things to Say to Kids

nhboy · 08-14-2007, 04:37 PM

"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did." (Jack Handy)"

vraiblonde · 08-14-2007, 04:46 PM

GopherM · 08-16-2007, 09:14 PM

Pull my finger.

*aps45819* ^(Premo) · 08-16-2007, 09:39 PM

When the X was preggo, a little toddler comes over, points at her swollen belly and asks "Is there a baby in there?"

She smiles sweetly and replies, "Why yes there is and if you don't behave, I'll eat you too!"

*Mousebaby* ^(Premo) · 08-16-2007, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by aps45819

When the X was preggo, a little toddler comes over, points at her swollen belly and asks "Is there a baby in there?"

She smiles sweetly and replies, "Why yes there is and if you don't behave, I'll eat you too!"

You scared me!!

keekee · 08-21-2007, 06:02 PM

When my daughter and I say goodbye, eg. when I drop her off at daycare, we blow kisses at each other and pretend the kiss hits us in the eye, by grabbing our eye and giving a painful look. I love that.

nhboy · 08-23-2007, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by keekee

When my daughter and I say goodbye, eg. when I drop her off at daycare, we blow kisses at each other and pretend the kiss hits us in the eye, by grabbing our eye and giving a painful look. I love that.

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08-14-2007, 04:37 PM	#1 (permalink)
nhboy Don't Tase Me, Bro! Member Since: Aug 2007 Posts: 4,464	Cute Things to Say to Kids "If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did." (Jack Handy)" __________________ "The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it" (Terry Prachett) The Pledge Disabled American Veterans The Marine Defense Fund Medical Aid for Iraqi Children
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vraiblonde Boring by Design Member Since: Mar 2001 Location: "Cynical" is my middle name Posts: 52,718	__________________ Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money.
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08-16-2007, 09:14 PM	#3 (permalink)
GopherM Darwin was right Member Since: Apr 2005 Location: Leonardtown Posts: 1,050	Pull my finger. __________________ :jet: Light travels 93 million miles from the sun to the earth and I am the only thing standing between the sun and my shadow. I'm always getting in the way of something.
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08-21-2007, 06:02 PM	#6 (permalink)
keekee Registered User Member Since: Jun 2006 Location: Lexington Park Posts: 633	When my daughter and I say goodbye, eg. when I drop her off at daycare, we blow kisses at each other and pretend the kiss hits us in the eye, by grabbing our eye and giving a painful look. I love that.
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