SOMD Open '07

[Larry Gude (Premo)]

Originally Posted by Pete

Will you pick a side and stay there?

...I'm on my side.

Once the dust clears and the knuckles are broken and swollen, equipment shot to pieces, soft spikes bloodied and some missing, balls creased with smiles, pencils and erasers wore out, I step in and wipe everybody out.

[Pete (Premo)]

Originally Posted by Larry Gude

...I'm on my side.

Once the dust clears and the knuckles are broken and swollen, equipment shot to pieces, soft spikes bloodied and some missing, balls creased with smiles, pencils and erasers wore out, I step in and wipe everybody out.

Uh huh Mr. "Third place out of three on your home course"

[otter (Premo)]

Originally Posted by Pete

Uh huh Mr. "Third place out of three on your home course"

Very pretty obvious he backed off on back 9 to appear to be the perfect host tho I believe it was a set-up for the future.

[Pete (Premo)]

Originally Posted by otter

Very pretty obvious he backed off on back 9 to appear to be the perfect host tho I believe it was a set-up for the future.

If I keep it up you think I can make him mad enough to come down?

[otter (Premo)]

Originally Posted by Pete

If I keep it up you think I can make him mad enough to come down?

Doubtful that Colonel Sanders would leave the comfort of his hillbilly adode to come down here to get has azz handed to him.

[cattitude (Premo)]

I don't know why he won't come down. He's got the perfect excuse if he plays horribly. He had a major accident...injured his leg. Heck, he even has pictures on here to prove how traumatic the injury was. He'd be lucky to even walk to the greens for his shots.

[Pete (Premo)]

Originally Posted by otter

Doubtful that Colonel Sanders would leave the comfort of his hillbilly adode to come down here to get has azz handed to him.

He is probably scared we will make fun of his hat.

[Pete (Premo)]

Originally Posted by cattitude

I don't know why he won't come down. He's got the perfect excuse if he plays horribly. He had a major accident...injured his leg. Heck, he even has pictures on here to prove how traumatic the injury was. He'd be lucky to even walk to the greens for his shots.

Too much time to heal. He would have to stage an accident no earlier than Saturday.

[Larry Gude (Premo)]

Originally Posted by otter

Very pretty obvious he backed off on back 9 to appear to be the perfect host tho I believe it was a set-up for the future.

...that you noticed.

[Larry Gude (Premo)]

Originally Posted by cattitude

I don't know why he won't come down. He's got the perfect excuse if he plays horribly. He had a major accident...injured his leg. Heck, he even has pictures on here to prove how traumatic the injury was. He'd be lucky to even walk to the greens for his shots.

...as it happens, I am bravely convalescing and doing excruciating rehab, 12 oz at a time. In the mean time, I'll see if I can get a picture up of my brand new, personal, private, ultra exclusive pitching area; 3 full acres of freshly and lowly mowed grass up here at Hillybilly Acres Country Club, Car Parts and Beanie Babies in which to hone my already elegant short game and chili dipping skills.

Just remember fellas, jealousy is unbecoming.