SOMD Open '07

[onebdzee (Premo)]

Originally Posted by cattitude

Not my boy.....Boy, as in Pete's Boy!.

[Larry Gude (Premo)]

Originally Posted by cattitude

Well, Boy said my butt was big so I threw the bikini away.

...I'd have thought you'd get rid of the butt and keep the bikini?

:runningforthebombshelter:

[Dye Tied (Premo)]

Originally Posted by onebdzee

I personally don't think so....but, considering his new "friends", my opinion could be a little off

Women usually take the "Big Butt" comment easier from gay guys

[cattitude (Premo)]

[Airgasm (Premo)]

where's the scoop? Denny Cement in the house?

[Pete (Premo)]

Originally Posted by Airgasm

where's the scoop? Denny Cement in the house?

Otter is the 2007 SOMD Invitational Winner. I was smoking them until a pack of rabid Ground Hogs attacked me on #10. One ground hog chewed off my left foot and another scratched my eye out and I had to finish standing on one foot half blind and Otter came from behind and won. Nupe and Kom were admirable foe's but even half blind and one footed they came in 3rd and 4th.

Despite Nupe being quite dapper, Kom won best dressed based on the hat.

Kom won longest drive on #5 on his mulligan 2nd t-shot (300 yards) and also one shortest drive on #12 (aprox 12 inches).

Nupe won the "NASCAR Left Turn Award" for his t-shot on #12 that left his club and did an immediate 90 left turn into the pond.

First birdie award went to me.

Last birdie award went to me.

Only birdie award went to me.

Consistency award was a tie, went to the geezer for having no blow up holes and to Nupe for having the most blow up holes.

Wrong way award went to Kom for his approach shot ricocheting off a tree and rolling back past him on the cart path the opposite direction.

Entitlement award went to me for asking "is that putt a gimme" even if it was 25 feet.

[cattitude (Premo)]

You didn't even mention the groupies.

[Pete (Premo)]

Originally Posted by cattitude

You didn't even mention the groupies.

Because it's not about you. This is about the men who girded up their loins on the field of battle.

But I do give props to Catt who let me borrow her Corvette to go get Boy and bring him back to dinner.

[cattitude (Premo)]

Originally Posted by Pete

Because it's not about you. This is about the men who girded up their loins on the field of battle.

But I do give props to Catt who let me borrow her Corvette to go get Boy and bring him back to dinner.

I was going to give you red karma but I see some lightweight already hit you.

[Pete (Premo)]

Originally Posted by cattitude

I was going to give you red karma but I see some lightweight already hit you.

Oh yea, you are right. I didn't notice.