Danica Patrick Might Join Dale Jr's Team?!?

[Penn]

Sources: Danica Patrick nearing two-year deal with JR Motorsports to race in Nationwide Series - ESPN


"IndyCar Series and crossover media star Danica Patrick is nearing completion of a two-year contract with JR Motorsports, the NASCAR Nationwide Series operation owned by Dale Earnhardt Jr., and a source close to the negotiations described the talks as being "in the final phase."

A second source close to the situation confirmed the deal is moving forward, saying "talks are moving in a very positive direction and it would probably be a surprise if it didn't happen."


Now THIS - could be interesting!

[Peter Forsberg]

Originally Posted by Penn

Sources: Danica Patrick nearing two-year deal with JR Motorsports to race in Nationwide Series - ESPN


"IndyCar Series and crossover media star Danica Patrick is nearing completion of a two-year contract with JR Motorsports, the NASCAR Nationwide Series operation owned by Dale Earnhardt Jr., and a source close to the negotiations described the talks as being "in the final phase."

A second source close to the situation confirmed the deal is moving forward, saying "talks are moving in a very positive direction and it would probably be a surprise if it didn't happen."


Now THIS - could be interesting!

She can't even drive an indy car how the heck is she gonna drive nascar? When somebody bump drafts her she will wreck. Once again it's all about da money. She gonna have a bumper sticker on the back of her car saying Save the Ta Ta's.

[Penn]

Originally Posted by Peter Forsberg

She can't even drive an indy car how the heck is she gonna drive nascar? When somebody bump drafts her she will wreck. Once again it's all about da money. She gonna have a bumper sticker on the back of her car saying Save the Ta Ta's.

You gotta point there, or two. However, you have to admit - her entrance into NASCAR would create quite a stir - how about her fanbase? Wouldn't they just love it?? Women love the races too!

[Peter Forsberg]

Originally Posted by Penn

You gotta point there, or two. However, you have to admit - her entrance into NASCAR would create quite a stir - how about her fanbase? Wouldn't they just love it?? Women love the races too!

Like I said it's all about the money? Is she going to have an all female crew all dressed in pink?

[Penn]

Originally Posted by Peter Forsberg

Like I said it's all about the money? Is she going to have an all female crew all dressed in pink?

Sh-e-e-e-i-t! Wouldn't you just LOVE that one?? Five or six hotties, taking care of her needs on pit row??

The other male teams, out there, wouldn't know how to handle themselves!

[Peter Forsberg]

Originally Posted by Penn

Sh-e-e-e-i-t! Wouldn't you just LOVE that one?? Five or six hotties, taking care of her needs on pit row??

The other male teams, out there, wouldn't know how to handle themselves!

Hey I think we are on to something here?

[Penn]

Originally Posted by Peter Forsberg

Hey I think we are on to something here?

Those gals in hot pink shorts and halters? What, or HOW would the surrounding male crews react?

Can you say STARE?!?! "Duh, change that tire, dude!!"

[Peter Forsberg]

Originally Posted by Penn

Those gals in hot pink shorts and halters? What, or HOW would the surrounding male crews react?

Can you say STARE?!?! "Duh, change that tire, dude!!"

You missed a lugnut man!!!

[Penn]

Originally Posted by Peter Forsberg

You missed a lugnut man!!!

"Uh, sorry bossman, I thought I glanced a little cleavage, out the corner of my eye."

"I'll try to do better, the next time."