Talladega Snore Fest

limblips · 11-01-2009, 05:09 PM

What a boring race. What will be NASCAR's next trick to screw up racing? Maybe make the cars use speed breaks or anchors? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

limblips · 11-01-2009, 05:23 PM

OK, maybe I was a little to early. I hope Ryan Newman is OK.

*Larry Gude* ^(Premo) · 11-01-2009, 05:24 PM

I don't even know how NASCAR stays afloat against the NFL every Sunday.

*cattitude* ^(Premo) · 11-01-2009, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by limblips

OK, maybe I was a little to early. I hope Ryan Newman is OK.

Newman says he's okay.

He's a class guy!

AlleyCat · 11-01-2009, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by cattitude

Newman says he's okay.

He's a class guy!

I totally agree Cat!

RAT969 · 11-01-2009, 05:52 PM

Nascar Sucks!

Baja28 · 11-01-2009, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by RAT969

Nascar Sucks!

Run to your room now. Mickey mouse is about to come on. You can understand that.

CrashTest · 11-01-2009, 06:31 PM

I stopped watching NASCAR with it became like the WWF.

Baja28 · 11-01-2009, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by CrashTest

I stopped watching NASCAR with it became like the WWF.

Please explain this.

*Pete* ^(Premo) · 11-01-2009, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Baja28

Please explain this.

Probably the snippets of video like Greg "Bug eye" Biffle surrounded by smoke on a turntable, arms crossed, he rotates to face the camera with his best scowl, graphics on the screen so fast it causes seizures. Smoke machines and showers of sparks as they come out for driver introductions, in depth questions like "what would winning this race mean to you?" with the canned answer "Oh it would be the greatest! I have always loved racing here at XXXXXXXX, it is a special place to me." instead of the real answer "Well to tell you the truth it would mean about $295,000 dollars. Other than that it means jackshiat, no different than last week. It is also the endless parade of "Official sponsor" bull. "When I am in my race car sitting in my molded seat, temps inside reaching 130 degrees, balls sweating for 3 and a half hours it causes rectal pain which is why I use Anusol........the official hemorrhoid cream of NASCAR." Or even better the Enzyte car, better performance on the track and in the rack, the extra size is fun too!"

11-01-2009, 05:09 PM	#1 (permalink)
limblips Registered User Member Since: Oct 2006 Posts: 599	Talladega Snore Fest What a boring race. What will be NASCAR's next trick to screw up racing? Maybe make the cars use speed breaks or anchors? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ __________________ "P***ing people off, one idiot at a time"!
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11-01-2009, 05:23 PM	#2 (permalink)
limblips Registered User Member Since: Oct 2006 Posts: 599	OK, maybe I was a little to early. I hope Ryan Newman is OK. __________________ "P***ing people off, one idiot at a time"!
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11-01-2009, 05:24 PM	#3 (permalink)
Larry Gude ^(Premo) Strung Out Member Since: Feb 2001 Posts: 41,150 Blog Entries: 1	I don't even know how NASCAR stays afloat against the NFL every Sunday. __________________ TARP; A sturdy fabric used to cover things up. Barack H. Obama; Speaker of power to truth Larry Gude original
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11-01-2009, 05:52 PM	#6 (permalink)
RAT969 Registered User Member Since: Nov 2007 Posts: 11	Nascar Sucks!
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11-01-2009, 06:31 PM	#8 (permalink)
CrashTest Registered User Member Since: Jun 2006 Posts: 886	I stopped watching NASCAR with it became like the WWF.
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