Would you live forever

[belvak (Premo)]

Originally Posted by Dye Tied

I'm getting tired of living in a tree and my arms are sore from putting the stripes on the cookies.

Have you thought about applying for the new job where you get to ride down the steps in the "break proof" container? I heard it pays better than striping cookies.

[heavenly was]

Originally Posted by Mojo

I would like to be able to spell better

ohy ok because when the death comes around to get you with his sword, youd rather be able to speal that you are D-E-D rather than be alive like an elf would be?

[MMDad (Premo)]

Originally Posted by Mojo

I would like to be able to spell better

b----e-----t-----t----e----r

yer wellcumb.

[Lugnut]

Originally Posted by MMDad

Length doesn't matter as much as thickness.

The voice of experience.

[Mojo]

Originally Posted by heavenly was

ohy ok because when the death comes around to get you with his sword, youd rather be able to speal that you are D-E-D rather than be alive like an elf would be?

[heavenly was]

Originally Posted by Sonsie

As long as you're not talking about the Keebler Elves sure.

i am talking about the magicle elfs that live in treetops, but not tiny ones that make cookies INSIDE on the tree.

[Dye Tied (Premo)]

Originally Posted by belvak

Have you thought about applying for the new job where you get to ride down the steps in the "break proof" container? I heard it pays better than striping cookies.

As long as I can wear my pointy boots, I'm in

[Beelzebaby666]

Would I be able to have vampiric powers then choose my method of destruction?
If so then I would live 200 years and burst in to flames on stage at a rock concert being held on the mall in Washington while Rob Zombie plays Dragula and Madonna makes out with the Pope.

[Nanny Pam (Premo)]

Some of the stuff I see today, drives me crazy. It's only going to get worse. I don't want to be around to see drugs sold in grocery stores, more shooting at the schools, more abuse of children, more abandoned dogs & cats, etc.

It's all so sad. My Grandmother saw the Wright Bros fly. She also saw a man walk on the moon. That is something to be able to say.

She witnessed depression, war, gas rationing, etc. She 'saw too much,' according to her. I don't want to say that, too.

I just want to know that my kids & grandkids are going to be OK.
I want to know they have a good life, and they aren't subjected to life's pitfalls.

[heavenly was]

Originally Posted by The_Keebler_Elf

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aw sick what is that little fairry elf doing in here. they only live like a couple years tops nobody would want to be a cookie elf.