Do you clean your toilet?

[jenbengen (Premo)]

Originally Posted by BS Gal

I'm the same. Must be familiar territory.

Me too! Hubby makes fun of me, but I'd rather pinch it all day and wait until I get home.

[bcp (Premo)]

Originally Posted by jenbengen

Me too! Hubby makes fun of me, but I'd rather pinch it all day and wait until I get home.

I just cant put enough protection between my butt cheeks and the pimple puss from the backside of the hungover janitor that dripped all over the seat.

[C6R_Mag]

anyone else grossed out reading about all these ladies taking grumps??

and here i grew up thinking women didn't do that.

[aps45819 (Premo)]

Originally Posted by bcp

I cant poo at work, my butt needs to be on familiar seating before the release can be made.
its also why I had to buy the camper.

I always make it a point to poo at work.
I like the idea that I'm getting paid $$ to read the paper and drop a load

[bcp (Premo)]

Originally Posted by aps45819

I always make it a point to poo at work.
I like the idea that I'm getting paid $$ to read the paper and drop a load

I feel good enough realizing that Im being paid well to do nothing in the first place

[Solja_Boy]

Some left an uperdecker in my toilet one time and I have never cleaned it since. The toilet is permanatly ruined.

[SoMDGirl42]

What a shiaty thread

[GWguy]

Toilet ? Clean ? Now THERE'S an oxymoron for a single guy......

[sux2b44]

If I have to go bad enough and I am forced to use a public toilet, I use Lysol Spray to spray the toilets in public places. I use an antibacterial hand wash before I leave the stall and I scrub my hands at the sink. I use my sleeve to open the door and they use the antibacterial wash again. My toilet is cleaned everyday with bleach. I have a germ phobia obviously.

[morningbell]

Originally Posted by GreenHornet

I use to always clean my favorite seating area...... Until a few months ago that is. Let me explain.

I was making my morning deposit a few months back and while I was sitting there enjoying the moment I decided that I needed something to read to sort of help things along. I had to settle for the labels on a some of my cleaning products since the wife moved my idiots guide to rocket science to the bathroom upstairs.

That's when it donned on me..... Here I am taking a crap and I just cleaned the toilet. Now the toilets dirty again and it will need to be cleaned, but if I clean it again it will really only be clean until I decide to piss or crap in it again. How clean does a toilet really need to be anyways? No matter how clean you get it someones just going to come along and piss on it.

I don't clean my toilet anymore, it's a waste of time and the toilet doesn't even care.

Last night BF got up to go pee. An hour later I got up to go pee. As I climb back into bed he asks what I'm doing....
ME "I just went pee now I'm coming back to bed. Hey, could you please put
the toilet seat down so I don't have to sit in your dribble."
BF (mocking me)"Could you please put the toilet seat down so I don't sit in
your dribble. Could you please put the toilet seat up so I can pee"
ME "are you serious right now?!?!? Don't talk to me"
BF (again mocking)"Are you serious now? Don't talk to me"
ME "Jerk"
BF "Fine, I won't talk to you"

Recounting what happened with him last night he told me this morning he had no idea that we had that conversation. I do believe him, he talks in his sleep, but come on!