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| Death to all fanatics! Member Since: Sep 2007 Location: Ex-Waldorfian
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He got to undress and wash her down and brush her little teeth while I stomped around in a motherly rage while drying the bathroom floor, wiping the water off the walls, and muttering threats against his life. She appears no worse for the experience so far and thankfully since we moved recently the toilet brush was pretty new. | |
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| Death to all fanatics! Member Since: Sep 2007 Location: Ex-Waldorfian
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| Umm ya... And whose MPD are you? Like you know sh1t about anything.
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| Don't F''' With Me! Member Since: Apr 2008 Location: In Therapy
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| Quote: Originally Posted by sux2b44 If I have to go bad enough and I am forced to use a public toilet, I use Lysol Spray to spray the toilets in public places. I use an antibacterial hand wash before I leave the stall and I scrub my hands at the sink. I use my sleeve to open the door and they use the antibacterial wash again. My toilet is cleaned everyday with bleach. I have a germ phobia obviously. Yes, I can see how you hate that $hit! Remember not to wipe your nose on your sleeve afterward. Now do tell...you actually carry a can of lysol everywhere you go? |
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| Don't F''' With Me! Member Since: Apr 2008 Location: In Therapy
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OMG the poor child has $hit breath now ![]() | |
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| Love is Blind Member Since: Apr 2008 Location: Waldorf
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| OMG Ya'll. ![]() ![]() ![]() I haven't laughed this much in a LONG TIME. This is great lunchtime fun. Nothing like reading a bunch of crap!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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| Registered User Member Since: Jul 2007 Location: In the hood
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| Thanks! Everything I post is crap.
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