Do you clean your toilet?

[GreenHornet]

I use to always clean my favorite seating area...... Until a few months ago that is. Let me explain.

I was making my morning deposit a few months back and while I was sitting there enjoying the moment I decided that I needed something to read to sort of help things along. I had to settle for the labels on a some of my cleaning products since the wife moved my idiots guide to rocket science to the bathroom upstairs.

That's when it donned on me..... Here I am taking a crap and I just cleaned the toilet. Now the toilets dirty again and it will need to be cleaned, but if I clean it again it will really only be clean until I decide to piss or crap in it again. How clean does a toilet really need to be anyways? No matter how clean you get it someones just going to come along and piss on it.

I don't clean my toilet anymore, it's a waste of time and the toilet doesn't even care.

[cwo_ghwebb]

That's what the maid is for.

[thatcat22]

best thread I read all day.

[thatcat22]

if all else fails, read the tags on your clothes

[bcp (Premo)]

Originally Posted by thatcat22

best thread I read all day.

That says loads about you

[puggymom]

I used to be kind of wishy washy with cleaning it but I am religious about it now. It started with the morning sickness and is still going as for some reason kids think the toliet is something fun to touch...everywhere. No matter what I do the second that bathroom door opens it is mad rush for the toliet and neither are potty trained.

[thatcat22]

Originally Posted by bcp

That says loads about you

speaking of loads, yes i did just off load one

[ocean733 (Premo)]

Originally Posted by GreenHornet

I use to always clean my favorite seating area...... Until a few months ago that is. Let me explain.

I was making my morning deposit a few months back and while I was sitting there enjoying the moment I decided that I needed something to read to sort of help things along. I had to settle for the labels on a some of my cleaning products since the wife moved my idiots guide to rocket science to the bathroom upstairs.

That's when it donned on me..... Here I am taking a crap and I just cleaned the toilet. Now the toilets dirty again and it will need to be cleaned, but if I clean it again it will really only be clean until I decide to piss or crap in it again. How clean does a toilet really need to be anyways? No matter how clean you get it someones just going to come along and piss on it.

I don't clean my toilet anymore, it's a waste of time and the toilet doesn't even care.

I have a good idea. Clean it real good and then have everyone pee outside.

[GreenHornet]

Originally Posted by puggymom

I used to be kind of wishy washy with cleaning it but I am religious about it now. It started with the morning sickness and is still going as for some reason kids think the toliet is something fun to touch...everywhere. No matter what I do the second that bathroom door opens it is mad rush for the toliet and neither are potty trained.

Since I gave up cleaning the toilets I spend less time on the John and more time with my kids. My BM's are more productive because I find that the lingering smell coming from the crapper helps things along. I've lost weight because of this and feel a million times better. Turns out a nasty toilet is really the fountain of youth in disguise.

The greates benefit from not cleaning the toilet? Guests leave in a timely manner because they wait until they get home to handle their business.

Life is good even though it's ####ty.

[C6R_Mag]

i personally like a nice clean toilet. It's kinda almost to the point that if the toilet is not clean, all i can think about is how i'm sitting on top of some old dried up crap. i can't go when it's like that!

...don't even get me started on phantom sh!tters at work. it's clean one moment and when you come back the thing is blown to holy hell with the aftermath all over the place and under the toilet seat.