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| Mendicant Bias Member Since: May 2003 Location: Installation 00
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| So this guy is getting married to his gal Wendy, and in anticipation of the wedding in the heat of the moment, he gets "WENDY" tattooed on his tallywacker. Except when it's soft, all you can see is "WY" So the get married, and on their honeymoon to Jamaica, she sees it, and is delighted. Later, they're sitting out on the nude beach and a big Jamaican guy walks by, and the dude couldn't help but notice the Jamaican had a "WY" tattooed on his tallywacker as well. So he waves the Jamaican over, and says, "Hey! My wife's name is Wendy too", and proudly stretches out his flaccid member to expose the entire word "Wendy". At which point the other guy stretches his out to read "WELCOME TO JAMAICA, MON! HAVE A NICE DAY"
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| Bjo Member Since: Oct 2004
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| Hairy Harry Member Since: Jul 2004
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| Tats are trashy if they're of dumb crap like roses and butterflies. If you get something really deep and intellectual, like Harry Potter, that expresses who you are, they're very classy.
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| Icebox Member Since: Nov 2003
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| Loving life Member Since: Jan 2005 Location: Here
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| I have three tats and I will most likely get more. I think that in the right spot they look good. |
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| professional daydreamer Member Since: Mar 2001 Location: Wonderland
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deep and intellectual, Harry Potter? a tat of Harry Potter expresses who you are? ![]()
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| Registered User Member Since: Jan 2005 Location: Lusby
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| I Need a Life Member Since: Feb 2005
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| Right now I am looking for a tribal V to end in a tear drop for my cleavage..I can't find exactly the tribal I want ![]() |
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| ~Nothing Up My Sleeve~ Member Since: Oct 2004 Location: California, MD
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