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Old 11-05-2009, 02:40 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 11-05-2009, 06:45 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Giada!
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Old 11-05-2009, 06:59 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 11-05-2009, 09:16 AM   #4 (permalink)
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GIADA DE LAURENTIIS
If her grandparents weren’t famous, Giada probably would have ended up working as a Hooters girl or a sorority house mother. Makes the same three recipes every episode. Overannunciates every word. No one needs to smile that much while mincing garlic, especially if you have a freakishly large animal mouth.

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Old 11-05-2009, 09:18 AM   #5 (permalink)
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She is irritating.
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Old 11-05-2009, 09:31 AM   #6 (permalink)
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She is irritating.
Can you say sockinmouth and closeyoureyes
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Old 11-05-2009, 09:36 AM   #7 (permalink)
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She is irritating.
But she can cook!!
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Old 11-05-2009, 09:49 AM   #8 (permalink)
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But she can cook!!
A fact that is disputable and even if true makes her no less irritating.
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Old 11-05-2009, 09:57 AM   #9 (permalink)
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