Please don't steal my Pumpkin!

Chainsaw Slayer

New Member
This message goes out to the infamous Pumkin thief. I just bought a new Pumkin and put it by my door.

Please don't steal my pumkin this year. Pleae find it in your heart to steel somone elses Pumkin this year and let me enjoy my Pumkin.
 

Pasofever

Does my butt look big?
It's my fat black bastage I keep telling him about that but every year he steals pupkins...sorry :huggy:
 

aps45819

24/7 Single Dad
A couple of double edged razor blades embedded in the sides should discourage any would be thief.
 

Nanny Pam

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This message goes out to the infamous Pumkin thief. I just bought a new Pumkin and put it by my door.

Please don't steal my pumkin this year. Pleae find it in your heart to steel somone elses Pumkin this year and let me enjoy my Pumkin.

Well then ...can I come and cut down that pine tree in your yard? I'll be needing it for Christmas.


:howdy:
 
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