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(((echo)))

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I don't know who designed the "superstore" up in college park....but they need to have their toenails ripped out by a coked up badger :mad:
that place is C-R-A-Z-Y :jameo:
 

queencity28

New Member
i thought i had a sick humor with my chinese food kitty post, but the coked-up toe-mutilating badger by far takes the cake!

:buddies:
 
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(((echo)))

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me....(after running around in circles lost out of my mind finally find what i'm looking for upstairs in the "showroom".....i'd like to by this bedframe
ikea....it's downstairs in the self serve furniture
me....oh, ok (so another lap lost trying to find my way downstairs)
"me now downstairs...30min later"
me....ummmm i was sent down here to get my bedframe
ikea....which one is it
me.....christ on a crutch i dunno it was brownish black
ikea....that's not how it works sir
me.....wtf u talk'n bout willis
ikea...you have to go back upstairs and look at the bedframe, there will be some numbers that you must write down, then you come back down here and go into the specified isle and "pick" your own order
me....you gotta be kidding me

so back upstairs "again" i go....only to stop momentarily cuz i gotta take a whiz.
the place is set up like a dayum race track to where you can only go 1 way and if your against the flow...your shiat out of luck.
needless to say...i tried to go against the flow.....and got lost-somehow ended up BACK downstairs-and i gotta whiz again.
ok....whiz-go outside-smoke a cig to regroup-go back in for another round.
Finally.....2hrs later i make it back to the elusive bedframe....I carefully memorize the numbers....isle 32...bin 15-2-1, over and over saying it in my head as i do the "speed limit" in the slow lane of the ikea 500.
downstairs im in isle 32 looking smack dab at my prize @$^% sonofa &^$* I NEED A DAYUM CART!
back outside i go...ready to teabag the next lil brat that i hear say MINE MINE MOMMY MOMMY, workin on a killer fart to cropdust that ol hag that refuses to move and squat in the center of the lane.
I GOT MY CART
I'M IN MY ISLE
32
15
2
1
i got my dayum bedframe
i'm at the checkout
I that retard had the nerve to speak not only in spanish....but the checker beside him translated....
"did ya know we deliver?"

me.....yeah i knew....every once in a while i like to subject myself to the pains of the shopping experience.
hot chick behind me.....now you know how we feel when we go out grocery shopping













:ohwell:
(poor thing- she got crop dusted)
 

onebdzee

off the shelf
So, do you need sheets and pillow cases or you going to the mall for those

*running for cover*
 

vegmom

Bookseller Lady
Amateur!

I purchased, transported home (on the roof of an Escort) , and assembled a full size steel bed frame and mattress from the Baltimore IKEA by myself with a 4 year old in tow.
 
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kris31280

Guest
The one in Minnesota was always crazy, which is why I never went in there. They built it right across from the Mall of America.
 
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