Today's Brain Teaser - 12/25/2007 (9)

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Merry Christmas Everyone!

The objective is to match them with the 14 answers below.

Provide your answer in this format: LETTER, LETTER, LETTER, etc.

1. What's at the end of Christmas?
2. Why did Santa name his new, rude reindeer Olive?
3. What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
4. What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
5. What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?
6. Who delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
7. What kind of people are afraid of Santa Claus?
8. To what did Santa change his name after he slid down a chimney where the fire was still burning?
9. What's red and green and guides Santa's sleigh?
10. What do you call Santa when he has no money?
11. What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
12. Why did the Christmas cookie go to the doctor?
13. What goes OH, OH, OH?
14. What did the buck say to the doe on Christmas Day?

A. Claus-trophobics.
B. Thanks, I'll never part with this!
C. Crisp Kringle.
D. The letter "D".
E. Merry Christmas, Dear!
F. Because Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names.
G. The letter S.
H. Saint Nickel-less.
I. Rudolph the red-nosed pickle!
J. A Christmas Quacker
K. “Its Christmas, Eve!"
L. Santa Paws
M. Santa walking backwards!
N. It was feeling crummy!

Again, please provide your answer in this format: LETTER, LETTER, LETTER, etc.
 
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