Bored Old People and the AARP

bcp

In My Opinion
Are there people out there that really have nothing better to do than wait until someone is getting near the old fart age to start sending them old fart club brochures?

How do these people keep track of everyone that is turning that magic number? and why do they feel the need to continuously remind them that they are turning that magic number?

do they think that at a certain age people just lose there ability to remember and to think on their own?
I tell you I am tired, yes tired of getting those invitations in the mail to join with a bunch of old people that have nothing better to do than sit around and play golf, drink tea and///


oh look! A butterfly
 

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
Patron
I got a letter from them the other day saying it's never too soon - and I'm only 44 :lol:

I suspect they get the information from the SSA which, in my opinion, is a massive invasion of privacy. The government isn't supposed to be selling your personal information to spammers.
 
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toppick08

Guest
I got a letter from them the other day saying it's never too soon - and I'm only 44 :lol:

I suspect they get the information from the SSA which, in my opinion, is a massive invasion of privacy. The government isn't supposed to be selling your personal information to spammers.

Check your PM lady!.........:smack:.......:lmao:
 

onebdzee

off the shelf
I've been getting crap from AARP since I was about 20

My mom thought it was really funny to sign me up for it when she signed herself up :ohwell:
 

godsbutterfly

Free to Fly
Are there people out there that really have nothing better to do than wait until someone is getting near the old fart age to start sending them old fart club brochures?

How do these people keep track of everyone that is turning that magic number? and why do they feel the need to continuously remind them that they are turning that magic number?

do they think that at a certain age people just lose there ability to remember and to think on their own?
I tell you I am tired, yes tired of getting those invitations in the mail to join with a bunch of old people that have nothing better to do than sit around and play golf, drink tea and///


oh look! A butterfly


Well, at least your vision is fine - you saw this here butterfly before I even got to this page! Have you gotten the ones offering to sell you a burial plot yet? I used to get those all of the time in Virginia and that was while I was in my 20's. I was getting suspicious that somebody had a hit out on me or something!
 

bcp

In My Opinion
Well, at least your vision is fine - you saw this here butterfly before I even got to this page! Have you gotten the ones offering to sell you a burial plot yet? I used to get those all of the time in Virginia and that was while I was in my 20's. I was getting suspicious that somebody had a hit out on me or something!
havent had anyone try to sell me a plot yet, but my wife has been trying to put me in one for the last 13 years, does that count?


Oh Crap! that reminds me. 13th anniversary is on the 9th.

BCP better get his ass in gear tomorrow.
 

Severa

Common sense ain't common
Hell, my husband's been receiving stuff from them for a couple years now....and he just turned 30 this past June. :killingme (For the record, I turned 31 this past Nov and haven't gotten anything from them...yet...)
 
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Kain99

Guest
You will grow old enough to appreciate the invitation... Promise.
 
Are there people out there that really have nothing better to do than wait until someone is getting near the old fart age to start sending them old fart club brochures?

tick.....tick.....tick......tick......
 

Dye Tied

Garden Variety Gnome
Joining AARP is totally useless unless you want to be a part of their political agenda or are 80 years old. The crossword puzzle is okay. The magazine sucked and I cancelled after 1 year.
You don't save money on insurance or anything they tell you that you can save on.
Save your money BCP and buy a porno mag. It'll make your life a lot more enjoyable :lol:
 
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