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    ... clevalley's Avatar
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    Old Time Sayings

    OK - let's list the ones we know;

    As useless as tits on a boar hog...

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    J.F. A sus ordenes! flomaster's Avatar
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    One foot in the grave and the other on a bananna peel!
    RIP, My Dad. I forgive you

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    toppick08
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    Raining harder than a double-cudded cow pizzing on a flat rock.

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    If'n it ain't broke, don't fix it.
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    Well, it's been in your mouth for like, three hours. It feels like it's full of water.

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    Dummer than a box of rocks.

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    Harder than trying to push a greasy string up a cats azz.

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    Uglier than homemade sin.

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    Slicker than owlchiat.

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    toppick08
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    Harder than a preacher's pecker.

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    ok that one was just not right - "-)

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