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    Board Mommy vraiblonde's Avatar
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    Queerer'n a three dollar bill.
    "Too much agreement kills a chat."
    ~Eldridge Cleaver

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    A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

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    Ok this one is just funny - A blonde said, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid

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    Meaner than a junkyard dog.

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    Tighter than trying to stretch a gnats ass over a rain barrel.

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    He/she will worry the horns off a billy goat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by clevalley View Post
    Tighter than trying to stretch a gnats ass over a rain barrel.

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    You need that like a hen needs a flag.
    "Too much agreement kills a chat."
    ~Eldridge Cleaver

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    Quote Originally Posted by clevalley View Post
    Harder than trying to push a greasy string up a cats azz.
    on the same note of cats

    I'll have this done quicker than a cat will lick his azz.

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    Don't throw the baby out with the wash water.

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