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    Quote Originally Posted by meangirl View Post
    Going to beat you like a redheaded step-child.
    I use to use that one until I heared;

    Going to beat you like a rented mule!

    All of these are great!!! :snort:

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    Quote Originally Posted by toppick08 View Post
    More screwed up than a soup sandwich.

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    J.F. A sus ordenes! flomaster's Avatar
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    Screwed up as Hogans Goat!

    More F'd up than a football bat!
    RIP, My Dad. I forgive you

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    Busier than a whore with 10 beds.

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    I'm as tight as a tick.

    (said after eating a big meal.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rael View Post
    He was all over it, like a hobo on a ham sammich.


    all over it like;

    ... white on rice
    ... stink on shiat

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    Cleanliness is next to Godliness.

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    Busier than a one-armed paper hanger.
    "It must be inordinately taxing to be such a boob."
    The Brain

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    Couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag.
    Quote Originally Posted by kom526 View Post
    Dear Baby Jesus lying in a crib in Bethlehem,
    I thank your divine intervention that I was not drinking anything when I read this post.

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    Come hell or high water.

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