Rooster

[Ol-man]

Ok, got this rooster, like clock work he starts crowing at sunrise, now assuming they raise poultry in Alaska what do the poor bastards do when there's 6 months of darkness? If I search it the government probably has already done a scientific study on it.

 

[Vince]

My neighbor had a rooster that lived in the woods behind my house. Dayum thing crowed all the time. It disappeared for some odd reason. :shrug:

 

[SoMDMama82]

My neighbor had a rooster that lived in the woods behind my house. Dayum thing crowed all the time. It disappeared for some odd reason. :shrug:

Same here, only the one through the woods behind my house is still alive and well! When I was heading out to work this morning, well before sunset, I could hear him going at it! He starts before the sun rises, crows all through the day, and stops a little after sunset.

 

[ImnoMensa]

pellet rifle, pump it ten times,== rooster gone.

 

[desertrat]

Ok, got this rooster, like clock work he starts crowing at sunrise, now assuming they raise poultry in Alaska what do the poor bastards do when there's 6 months of darkness? If I search it the government probably has already done a scientific study on it.

Actually they still crow at the time they think sun should be coming up. You just don't hear it until spring when all the cocka doodle doos thaw out at the same time.

 

[Ken King]

By the time the darkness comes about the rooster has froze to death and it isn't a problem.

 

[vegmom]

Every see that NyQuil commercial where the wife is telling her husband :

"You'll sleep like.."

####adoodledooo!

"You'll sleep like ..."

####adoodledooo!

"You'll sleep like you did before the rooster went blind."

 

[SouthernMdRocks]

Ok, got this rooster, like clock work he starts crowing at sunrise, now assuming they raise poultry in Alaska what do the poor bastards do when there's 6 months of darkness? If I search it the government probably has already done a scientific study on it.

As soon as my rooster sees even a head light that's it...Someone drives by at around 3 am heading to work and then all hell breaks loose.

 

[Beetlejuice]

that's o.k. cause I am strong.....like 500 pounds

 

[Kain99]

As soon as my rooster sees even a head light that's it...Someone drives by at around 3 am heading to work and then all hell breaks loose.

OMG my SILS rooster does the same thing! I wanna choke the lil jerk!

 

[Beetlejuice]

well that's ok I am like 600 pounds

 

[Cowgirl]

None of the roosters I've ever owned have crowed only in the morning. They'd do it throughout the day. And another thing...I sure as hell couldn't hear it from my bedroom in the house.

 

[Beetlejuice]

who me?

 

[Beetlejuice]

nah I am like 700 pounds

 

[Cowgirl]

who me?

Drugs are bad.

 

[Beetlejuice]

Drugs are bad.

who me? u don,t want to mess with me... I am like 800 pounds and lift 500 pounds..... gooforu