Caption anyone?

[jlabsher]

"Oh madame, you relize of course that Frenchmen love the Joker more than Jerry Lewis, n'est pas?

 

[jazz lady]

"Oh my God. Does anybody have a wet nap?"

 

[justhangn]

Originally posted by jlabsher

"Kissing the cracks of your fingers smells very familiar, are you of German decent?"

 

[carolinagirl]

How am I ever gonna talk GW out of a war with France after he see's this?

 

[Bertha Venation]

Dear Lord, please don't let some idiot take a picture of this...

 

[crabcake]

"If you knew how much azz kissing this guy's just done, you'd be wanting to wash your hands too."

 

[justhangn]

Originally posted by jlabsher

"WILL SOMEONE GET THIS F'ING FROG OFF OF ME!!!!!????"

 

[vraiblonde]

"Mom always said you have to kiss a lot of frogs but THIS is ridiculous!"

 

[Bruzilla]

"From Saddam Hussein's ass to my fingers... someone get this Frenchmen's lips off me!"

 

[donbarzini]

Please, please, PLEASE, tell Monsieur George we so sorry!

 

[Ken King]

Originally posted by jlabsher

"Please Mademoiselle Laura, Hillary let me do it to her."

 

[vraiblonde]

At least Laura's getting kissed first, unlike Dubya....

 

[SurfaceTension]

[PePe LePew voice]
Madam First Lady (smooch smooch smooch)
It has been so long (smooch smooch smooch)
To tell you how I feel (smooch smooch smooch)
That I should do to you (smooch smooch smooch)
In a physical sense (smooch smooch smooch)
That I did to your husband (smooch smooch smooch)
In a figurative sense (smooch smooch smooch)
[/PePe LePew voice]

Someone needs to photoshop a white stripe on the back of Mrs. B's back and a wet paint sign on the column behind her.

 

[Otter]

Lettermans Top 10 for this photo

10. "This guy's as drunk as my husband"

9. "Enjoying the view there, buddy?"

8. "What the hell are we paying those Secret Service guys for?"

7. "Maybe I'll leak him the names of a few CIA agents"

6. "Good thing George never reads the newspaper"

5. "He just called me 'Mrs. Schwarzenegger'"

4. "Dang, mama's in love!"

3. "Hey -- where's my wedding ring?"

2. "This is more embarrassing than when my husband dropped the dog"

1. "He wants to show me his Eiffel Tower"