Smalltown USA's Guantanamo hopes

[Nonno]

"They call eastern Montana "big sky country" - a vast sweep of prairie stretching from horizon to rugged horizon. Towering thunderclouds roiled the sky as we approached Hardin, population 3,400.

It is a long way from Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. But if people here get their way, up to 100 detainees now held in Guantanamo will soon be living in a brand new prison on the edge of town."

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[Larry Gude]

I see a really bad action movie coming from this.

All the bad guys in jail in the middle of nowhere.

Jihadi's coordinate from the four corners of the US in rented SUV's with smuggled in weapons bought from Mexican drug gangs and descend on Montana in the dead of night, do a massive jail break of their buddies with Chuck Norris as a humble rancher who turns out to be ex special forces and saves the day.

 

[This_person]

I see a really bad action movie coming from this.

All the bad guys in jail in the middle of nowhere.

Jihadi's coordinate from the four corners of the US in rented SUV's with smuggled in weapons bought from Mexican drug gangs and descend on Montana in the dead of night, do a massive jail break of their buddies with Chuck Norris as a humble rancher who turns out to be ex special forces and saves the day.

Bruce Willis is his head hired hand.

Can you imagine Willis in a cowboy hat?

 

[Larry Gude]

Bruce Willis is his head hired hand.

Can you imagine Willis in a cowboy hat?

Sure. I can imagine all sorts of things. Like a terrorist detention center in Montana. Instead of Gitmo.

 

[Lenny]

Sure. I can imagine all sorts of things. Like a terrorist detention center in Montana. Instead of Gitmo.

How accurate is a rifle with a sniper scope (the ones the D.C. gubment hate - one marked "Made in Montana, Not for Export") when shooting a headshot through a chain link fence?

 

[Larry Gude]

How accurate is a rifle with a sniper scope (the ones the D.C. gubment hate - one marked "Made in Montana, Not for Export") when shooting a headshot through a chain link fence?

1 moa

 

[MMDad]

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I see a really bad action movie coming from this.

All the bad guys in jail in the middle of nowhere.

Jihadi's coordinate from the four corners of the US in rented SUV's with smuggled in weapons bought from Mexican drug gangs and descend on Montana in the dead of night, do a massive jail break of their buddies with Chuck Norris as a humble rancher who turns out to be ex special forces and saves the day.

Clean up will be easy since the inmates will bring their rags with them.

 

[Beaver-Cleaver]

Clean up will be easy since the inmates will bring their rags with them.

 

[Lenny]

It's going to be very interesting to see how Montana, a big cattle-producing state, gets along with a passel of Muslims who won't eat the meat. A Psychiatrist friend who helped set up the Gitmo pens says the inmates would only eat the Fillet o' Fish happy meals from the McDonald's. Something to do with their religious dietary prohibitions. Sold fish by the pickup-load until the inmate kitchens finally got built and producing meals on wheels for the Muslims. No word on who collected all the Happy-Meal toys.

EDIT: 'Course, the Happy Meal concept itself is now paramount to torture.

 

[Larry Gude]

It's going to be very interesting to see how Montana, a big cattle-producing state, gets along with a passel of Muslims who won't eat the meat. A Psychiatrist friend who helped set up the Gitmo pens says the inmates would only each the Fillet o' Fish happy meals from the McDonald's. Something to do with their religious dietary prohibitions. Sold fish by the pickup-load until the inmate kitchens finally got built and producing meals on wheels for the Muslims. No word on who collected all the Happy-Meal toys.

I bet they'd ####ing a well eat a hamburger if the fish was sold out for long enough.

 

[Lenny]

Sure, let's release more of these bastages....

...in Denver while we're at it. No reason to recycle them through their home towns first.

 

[ImnoMensa]

I know I am stupid, but what is the difference between keeping these prisoner in Montana and keeping them at Gitmo?
Either way they are imprisoned. Does anyone think that changing their location will make Amnesty International any happier.

Right now the prisoners are in a beautiful location with great climate, Montana gets colder than a witches breast. ( Or Hillarys if that makes a better point)The Jihadi's wont like that.

The reason the United States is catching hell for keeping these people is the fact that we are keeping them. Holding them without benefit of trial.. Not where we are holding them. Amnesty International will be on our ass for holding them in Montana a week after they are moved. Amnesty International wants these people freed, but even they dont want them in their country. Prison guards , Montanan's dont know what they are askling for as these Muslims throw feces and urine at them, spit on them.

Gitmo has been built and trained in cooking their food and kissing their Muslim butts, and is the best place for them. Bringing them to this country doesnt change the basic reason they are imprisoned, it doesnt change the basic reason we are catching hell for having them. It doesnt change anything but their location and it wont work to quiet International terrorist lovers.

If we are going to give them all a trial , fine do it from right where they are Gitmo. If found guilty how does bringing them to a prison in the United States change their imprisoned status. Leave them at Gitmo. Compared to prisons in the US, Gitmo is a vacation spot.

 

[Bean Machine]

Since this administartion is dead set on closing Gitmo, then why not bring all of the detainees to the District and put them in their correctional system? DC is not a state, so there's are no problem with states rights, and since this administration has made this bed, let the terrori....detainees...sleep in the bed with them. Congress controls all of $$ for DC so this should be an easy solution, and they could keep close tabs on all of them. Pelosi, Reid and the big O can all go over on their lunch break and share a $5 sub with them.