Thirteen Things Your Burglar Won't Tell You

RPMDAD

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THIRTEEN THINGS YOUR BURGLAR WON'T TELL YOU

1. Of course I look familiar. I was here just last week cleaning your carpets, painting your shutters, or delivering your new refrigerator.

2. Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom when I was working in your yard last week. While I was in there, I unlatched the back window to make my return a little easier.

3. Love those flowers. That tells me you have taste... and taste means there are nice things inside. Those yard toys your kids leave out always make me wonder what type of gaming system they have.

4. Yes, I really do look for newspapers piled up on the driveway. And I might leave a pizza flyer in your front door to see how long it takes you to remove it..

5. If it snows while you're out of town, get a neighbor to create car and foot tracks into the house. Virgin drifts in the driveway are a dead giveaway.

6. If decorative glass is part of your front entrance, don't let your alarm company install the control pad where I can see if it's set. That makes it too easy.

7. A good security company alarms the window over the sink. And the windows on the second floor, which often access the master bedroom - and your jewelry.
It's not a bad idea to put motion detectors up there too. They can be bought at Home Depot or a hardware store usually for under $50.00. We have one outside, near our walkway and by the patio doors. AND they get you a discount on your homeowners insurance.

8. It's raining, you're fumbling with your umbrella, and you forget to lock your door - understandable. But understand this: I don't take a day off because of bad weather.

9. I always knock first. If you answer, I'll ask for directions somewhere or offer to clean your gutters. (Don't take me up on it.)

10. Do you really think I won't look in your sock drawer? I always check dresser drawers, the bedside table, and the medicine cabinet.

11. Here's a helpful hint: I almost never go into kids' rooms.

12. You're right: I won't have enough time to break into that safe where you keep your valuables. But if it's not bolted down, I'll take it with me.

13. A loud TV or radio can be a better deterrent than the best alarm system. If you're reluctant to leave your TV on while you're out of town, you can buy a $35 device that works on a timer and simulates the flickering glow of a real television. (Find it athttp://www.faketv.com/)

8 MORE THINGS A BURGLAR WON'T TELL YOU:

1. Sometimes, I carry a clipboard. Sometimes, I dress like a lawn guy and carry a rake. I do my best to never, ever look like a crook.

2. The two things I hate most: loud dogs and nosy neighbors.

3. I'll break a window to get in, even if it makes a little noise. If your neighbor hears one loud sound, he'll stop what he's doing and wait to hear it again... If he doesn't hear it again, he'll just go back to what he was doing. It's human nature.

4. I'm not complaining, but why would you pay all that money for a fancy alarm system and leave your house without setting it?

5. I love looking in your windows. I'm looking for signs that you're home, and for flat screen TVs or gaming systems I'd like. I'll drive or walk through your neighborhood at night, before you close the blinds, just to pick my targets.

6. Avoid announcing your vacation on your Facebook page. It's easier than you think to look up your address.

7. To you, leaving that window open just a crack during the day is a way to let in a little fresh air. To me, it's an invitation.

8. If you don't answer when I knock, I try the door. Occasionally, I hit the jackpot and walk right in.

Sources: Convicted burglars in North Carolina, Oregon, California, and Kentucky ; security consultant Chris McGoey, who runshttp://www.crimedoctor.com/and Richard T. Wright, a criminology professor at the University of Missouri-St. Louis, who interviewed 105 burglars for his book Burglars on the Job

Protection for you and your home:

If you don't have a gun, here's a more humane way to wreck someone's evil plans for you. (I guess I can get rid of the baseball bat.):

WASP SPRAY

Police recommend getting a can of wasp spray to keep handy.

The wasp spray can shoot up to twenty feet away and is a lot more accurate, while with pepper spray, they have to get too close to you and could overpower you. The wasp spray temporarily blinds an attacker until they get to the hospital for an antidote. Keep one nearby at home for home protection... Thought this was interesting and might be of use.

"That's going to give you a chance to call the police, maybe get out."
Maybe even save a life.

HERE'S ANOTHER HINT FOR SAFETY
Put your car keys beside your bed at night

Tell your spouse, your children, your neighbors, your parents, your Dr's office, the check-out girl at the market, everyone you run across. Put your car keys beside your bed at night.

If you hear a noise outside your home or someone trying to get in your house, just press the panic button for your car. The alarm will be set off, and the horn will continue to sound until either you turn it off or the car battery dies. This tip came from a neighborhood watch coordinator. Next time you come home for the night and you start to put your keys away, think of this: It's a security alarm system that you probably already have and requires no installation. Test it. It will go off from most everywhere inside your house and will keep honking until your battery runs down or until you reset it with the button on the key fob chain. It works if you park in your driveway or garage. If your car alarm goes off when someone is trying to break into your house, odds are the burglar/rapist won't stick around. After a few seconds all the neighbors will be looking out their windows to see who is out there and sure enough the criminal won't want that. And remember to carry your keys while walking to your car in a parking lot. The alarm can work the same way there. This is something that should really be shared with everyone. Maybe it could save a life or a sexual abuse crime.

THE CAR KEY ALARM would also be useful for any emergency, such as a heart attack, where you can't reach a phone. My Mom has suggested to my Dad that he carry his car keys with him in case he falls outside and she doesn't hear him. He can activate the car alarm and then she'll know there's a problem.

Even IF you've read it before. It's a good reminder
 

edinsomd

New Member
Great post except for the wasp spray idea; it's effectiveness has not been tested on humans. It may work great, but why take the chance? Get a canister of OC spray if a firearm is not an option. Some pepper spray canisters will accurately shoot a concentrated stream from eight out to 25 feet; others will emit a cone-shaped fog. Both are effective deterrents.

My home defence? Two dobies and a Mossy in size 12. Wasp spray is for the insects.
 
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RPMDAD

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Disclaimer here, as we all know the Govt. takes care of all of it's law abiding citizens. The judicial system is in place to take care of the law breakers, because victims of crimes have no rights, they are either already dead, raped or victimized in some other way by a law breaker. The Govt. has a dept. called the EPA which has stated on cans of wasp spray that if the insectiside is used in a non Federal Govt. way you have committed a federal crime. So whatever you do don'ttry protect yourself against a crime. This is just an FYI to protect yourself agsinst the federal Govt. who can not protect us against criminals.
 

chernmax

NOT Politically Correct!!
We also have GUNS!!! For those of us trained to use them!
 

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Rommey

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Disclaimer here, as we all know the Govt. takes care of all of it's law abiding citizens. The judicial system is in place to take care of the law breakers, because victims of crimes have no rights, they are either already dead, raped or victimized in some other way by a law breaker. The Govt. has a dept. called the EPA which has stated on cans of wasp spray that if the insectiside is used in a non Federal Govt. way you have committed a federal crime. So whatever you do don'ttry protect yourself against a crime. This is just an FYI to protect yourself agsinst the federal Govt. who can not protect us against criminals.
I'd just claim I thought they were a White Anglo Saxon Protestant...
 
Thats been the life plan that has kept me from getting robbed too.

I did have a break in once,, but they left me stuff.

I remember you! I felt so sorry for you, there were flagrant signs of pan beatings everywhere...

Did you like the Coleco Electronic Quarterback handheld football video game I left you?

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Dude, it's the least I could do...
 

TurboK9

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I have one of these boom sticks and two of those bitey things. Not terribly worried. :shrug:
 

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Disco Stu

Shut Up Little Man!!!!
Can't see why anyone would break into my place... unless they want to take my stash of used-up pornos :dye:
 
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CalvertNewbie

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Great Job, I especially like the car alarm idea!

Yeah, that is a good one I never thought of. So my home and car alarms would be going off, the dog would be barking like a lunatic and hopefully the punk would be smart enough to leave.
 
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