Toilet paper
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kwillia
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I was just wondering about the particular brand the Gov. or the cleaning supply co. provides.
Brand name...."Envision"
Now, what do you think you are suppose to envision ?
That's still left over from the Bush era...wait until the new administration's brand gets distributed... "Invasion: you're guaranteed to run like a raped ape after ever wipe"...
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desertrat
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That's still left over for the Bush era...wait until the new administration's brand gets distributed... "Invasion: you're guaranteed to run like a raped ape after ever wipe"...
kwillia
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Did you all know, that several leading toilet-paper makers, recently shrank the length and width of their sheets ?
Just when Americans' a$$es are getting steadily bigger, now they're doing this to us !!
You can verify this fact, by googling "toilet paper shrinking".
Just when Americans' a$$es are getting steadily bigger, now they're doing this to us !!
You can verify this fact, by googling "toilet paper shrinking".
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Brown eyesI was just wondering about the particular brand the Gov. or the cleaning supply co. provides.
Brand name...."Envision"
Now, what do you think you are suppose to envision ?
Sweet 16
^^8^^
I noticed this too. They don't wrap it as tightly on the roll so you only think you're getting the "double roll" but it's actually less than it used to be. Do they think we are that stupid we don't notice this? First it was the ice cream makers slowly shrinking the half-gallon container, now the toilet paper companies are screwing us!
libertytyranny
Dream Stealer
I am soooo glad I am not the only one. all of the bear commercials freak me out a little. Witht he kid bending over for him mom to check his but pieces..if you wouldnt show real people doing it..why int he world would I want to see a fuzzy bear doing it? or them snuggling and singing while the other one potties? Too much. I highly doubt you need to make commercials to sell tp anyway...are people not going to know it exists?
The bear asked the rabbit if he had problems with poo sticking to his hair. The rabbit said no, it never happens so the bear grabbed him and wiped his butt with him.....................
BOP
Well-Known Member
That's still left over from the Bush era...wait until the new administration's brand gets distributed... "Invasion: you're guaranteed to run like a raped ape after ever wipe"...
DAY-um, girl!
BOP
Well-Known Member
Not to worry...they'll bring it up to the original size, call it "new and improved," or "now wider (larger)" and charge us that much more.
desertrat
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Pete
Repete
now the toilet paper companies are screwing us!
There is a joke here.
GopherM
Darwin was right
I hate the one where the group of women explain that "toilet paper should not only get you clean, it should keep you clean." The implication being that the paper should not be so thin that your fingers end up poking your starfish in the eye and getting debris under your fingernails.
I was just wondering about the particular brand the Gov. or the cleaning supply co. provides.
Brand name...."Envision"
Now, what do you think you are suppose to envision ?
AND, they basically just come out and say "does a bear #### in the woods". I don't care for the commercials, either.
GWguy
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So, you wipe and leave. Then you shart. It's the TP's fault you're dirty?
John Z
if you will
Is this the same one where the little bear goes walking off to the bathroom with a newspaper under his arm? Aww, just like us guys at the office....
