Is It True? A New Southern MD Media Empire?

[Clem_Shady]

Just heard a rumor that there's a huge media conglomerate taking over Southern Maryland: the rumor is the name of it is going to be "The Tiki Tribune."

Word has it that it's going to be staffed by work release inmates.

Is it true?

Is it a rumor?

Will the Shadow know for sure?

 

[Clem_Shady]

This is gonna be awesome having the same people that committed the crimes writing the news stories.

Now it won't be just the police blotter anymore; we'll get to hear the perps side of the story too.

 

[Clem_Shady]