Clem_Shady
New Member
My wife is a woman, but if you choose to have a man as your woman or vice versa I don't care.
As many of you know, or should know, she is unable to turn her neck when backing the car out of the garage. She also has the radio blaring while she's backing up. And she drives a luxury car that smoothly runs over everything to include people.
That creates a severe safety hazard on my property because the only access to the sidewalk that goes to the front door of my home is from the driveway. And just because the garage door is closed does not mean that she won't back the car right through the freaking door. She's dangerous and I can not or will not protect you from her.
There's also the issue of my health problems. I have been diagnosed with Internet addiction. What that means is if my wife backs over one of you stupid mother effers in the driveway, that isn't supposed to be in my driveway, then I'm not getting off the computer to help you. I'm not going to stop sitting here looking at porn or surfing the forum. I'm not calling 911. I'm not rendering first aid. I'm not doing chit except continuing to surf the web. You will be left to die right in my freaking driveway and she'll never even know she ran over you.
Consider yourselves warned.
Stay off my property and out of my driveway.
If my wife does hurt you in the driveway with the car, then please contact our insurance company which is Allstate.
Just leave me the hell alone; I'm busy on the Internet, and I like it that way.
Thank you for your cooperation.
As many of you know, or should know, she is unable to turn her neck when backing the car out of the garage. She also has the radio blaring while she's backing up. And she drives a luxury car that smoothly runs over everything to include people.
That creates a severe safety hazard on my property because the only access to the sidewalk that goes to the front door of my home is from the driveway. And just because the garage door is closed does not mean that she won't back the car right through the freaking door. She's dangerous and I can not or will not protect you from her.
There's also the issue of my health problems. I have been diagnosed with Internet addiction. What that means is if my wife backs over one of you stupid mother effers in the driveway, that isn't supposed to be in my driveway, then I'm not getting off the computer to help you. I'm not going to stop sitting here looking at porn or surfing the forum. I'm not calling 911. I'm not rendering first aid. I'm not doing chit except continuing to surf the web. You will be left to die right in my freaking driveway and she'll never even know she ran over you.
Consider yourselves warned.
Stay off my property and out of my driveway.
If my wife does hurt you in the driveway with the car, then please contact our insurance company which is Allstate.
Just leave me the hell alone; I'm busy on the Internet, and I like it that way.
Thank you for your cooperation.
