Tiki Bar Opening: Free Coffin Contest

[Clem_Shady]

In loving memory and in the spirit of the former St. Mary's Today, I will buy the first drunk who dies while trying to swim back to Saint Mary's County from the Tiki Bar opening a free coffin.

 

[mmesser0]

That was my favorite part of the paper! Did anybody ever collect on the prize?

 

[County_Boy]

In loving memory and in the spirit of the former St. Mary's Today, I will buy the first drunk who dies while trying to swim back to Saint Mary's County from the Tiki Bar opening a free coffin.

How about if I make the swim OK and come back alive
other than the pleasure of a nice swim could I still get the
Coffin.
I was thinking it would make a Great coffee Table !

 

[flomaster]

How about if I make the swim OK and come back alive
other than the pleasure of a nice swim could I still get the
Coffin.
I was thinking it would make a Great coffee Table !

Coffin It Up - Custom Coffins

 

[Clem_Shady]

How about if I make the swim OK and come back alive
other than the pleasure of a nice swim could I still get the
Coffin.
I was thinking it would make a Great coffee Table !

If this comes down to you winning, I'm gonna have you in the coffin, and the coffin in my living room with my feet on it until I croak too.

 

[gemma_rae]

Will there be a womens competition?

 

[Clem_Shady]

Will there be a womens competition?

The offer is open to all drunken Tiki Bar Patrons.

There will be NO discrimination on sex, race, or intelligence level.

When found dead you must possess a wrist band, forehead stamp, bruises from the cops herding you out at closing time, or whatever it is they use to ID you as one of their patrons.

Using beads as a life preserver to cross the Patuxent River is prohibited.