Dang it!

[desertrat]

Picked up the mail at home, but dropped one coming in the house. There it lies, a large important looking envelope with a large DO NOT BEND on the front. Any ideas on how to retrieve it? I already tried gum on a stick, but I guess it's too heavy or the gum isn't sticking.

 

[RoseRed]

Picked up the mail at home, but dropped one coming in the house. There it lies, a large important looking envelope with a large DO NOT BEND on the front. Any ideas on how to retrieve it? I already tried gum on a stick, but I guess it's too heavy or the gum isn't sticking.

Razzie! Yoda! FETCH!!!



Ya, right...

 

[aps45819]

Ask Ben to get it for you

 

[desertrat]

Ask Ben to get it for you

My youngest's imaginary friend? Hasn't Ben seen for a while.

 

[desertrat]

Razzie! Yoda! FETCH!!!



Ya, right...

You are right, they would just shred it.

 

[frequentflier]

Picked up the mail at home, but dropped one coming in the house. There it lies, a large important looking envelope with a large DO NOT BEND on the front. Any ideas on how to retrieve it? I already tried gum on a stick, but I guess it's too heavy or the gum isn't sticking.

Where exactly did you drop it?
Grilling tongs?
Do you have any neighbors with long arms and long skinny fingers? Anyone around there play the piano?

 

[aps45819]

My youngest's imaginary friend? Hasn't Ben seen for a while.

Ben Dover

 

[desertrat]

Ben Dover

It said not to!

If it said do not fold I think I'd be ok. I rarely fold.

 

[hvp05]

... the gum isn't sticking.

Silly Putty? Long vacuum hose? Tractor beam?

 

[desertrat]

Silly Putty? Long vacuum hose? Tractor beam?

Got it! Used the vacuum. Turned out to be more address labels from disabled vets. I do send them money once in a while, but I'll bet I have about 1000 return address lables.

 

[desertrat]

Got it! Used the vacuum. Turned out to be more address labels from disabled vets. I do send them money once in a while, but I'll bet I have about 1000 return address lables.

That may explain the do not bend thing, they may think I have a disable.

 

[aps45819]

That may explain the do not bend thing, they may think I have a disable.

Guess who I saw at Walmart today

 

[GWguy]

That may explain the do not bend thing, they may think I have a disable.

I am so stupid.

I thought I had missed a post and couldn't figure out why you couldn't bend over to pick this up. Thought you hurt yourself or something.


Doesn't take me long.

 

[FireBrand]

Guess who I saw at Walmart today

Have no clue !

 

[aps45819]

You're not the person that coined the phrase "Have a disable"

 

[ginwoman]

Got it! Used the vacuum. Turned out to be more address labels from disabled vets. I do send them money once in a while, but I'll bet I have about 1000 return address lables.

Me too. I have enough labels to cover me all my life plus another 100 years. I wish they would save their label money.

 

[vraiblonde]

 

[LadyCoyote]

Picked up the mail at home, but dropped one coming in the house. There it lies, a large important looking envelope with a large DO NOT BEND on the front. Any ideas on how to retrieve it? I already tried gum on a stick, but I guess it's too heavy or the gum isn't sticking.

Cute!

 

[Bann]

Took me a few posts!!

 

[BuddyLee]

Do you have anyone with long arms and long skinny fingers?