another ebay girlfriend

Danzig

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Description

Age 26, of Eastern European origin, black hair, funny face. Speaks good English. Gets ####ed easily. Socially inept and cold. Item in decent condition but may have few knocks and bumps here and there.

It will clean your house, tidy everything even if there is nothing to tidy. It will argue with you for no reason. Paranoid behaviour comes as standard i.e. if you are on the internet browsing you will get blamed for cheating.

Apparently good in bed and loves crying! Walks like a crab!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2234598889&category=13981
 
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